Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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