this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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