I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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