The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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