I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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