She said her name was "party"
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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