I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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