I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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