I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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