I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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