She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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