She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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