I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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