So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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