Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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