The maid of honor just puked.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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