Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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