I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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