I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Randomize
