Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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