i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
