brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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