Me too!
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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