wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i may or may not be watching the land before time
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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