The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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