quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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