if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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