Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she told me i tasted like america
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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