Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
soo... how was my night?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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