Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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