i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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