We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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