yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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