these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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