one two three fourrrrnication!
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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