I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Even my vagina gasped.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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