R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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