Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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