we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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