Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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