definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I wish there were birth control emojis
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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