That's intense
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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