She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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