just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Randomize
