Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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