i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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