i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
