I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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