yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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