You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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