love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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