We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize
