how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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