Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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