the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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