Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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