you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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